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What You Don't Know about Turning 40...
By Bill Dodds
Illustrated by Steve Mark
What You Don't Know about Turning 40...
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This outrageous quiz book can ease the pain of turning 40 and provide entertainment for any 40th birthday party. Illustrated with cartoons by Steve Mark, this book contains everything you always wanted to know about the big four-o. Keep those bifocals handy!

Paperback | 123 Pages

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Q: Why does the cosmetics industry focus on 40-year-old women?

A: They're old enough to have tiny wrinkles and young enough to still see them.



Q: What's the surest way of looking young at your 40th birthday party?

A: Don't invite anyone under 70.


 
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