Meadowbrook Press

Search Books

BUY! Books
Discounts & Offers
My Account
Meet the Authors
News You Can Use
Announcements
About Us
Contact Us

Authors In Schools
Giggle Poetry
Poetry Teachers
Fiction Teachers

My Account |

View Cart

0 items in cart

What You Don't Know about Turning 50...
By P.D. Witte
Illustrated by Steve Mark

Click here for a larger image.

Price	$6.00
Quantity

This funny birthday quiz contains Phil Witte's outrageous answers to 101 commonly asked questions about turning 50. Illustrated with cartoons by Steve Mark, this book contains everything you always wanted to know about the big five-o. Keep those bifocals handy!

Paperback | 128 Pages

Excerpt

Q: Why is a failed romance more painful for people over 50?

A: You wake up with an aching heart AND an aching back.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50-year-old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: What do you call a 50-year-old man with no gray hair?

A: Bald.

Q: How can people tell when they've entered their autumn years?

A: Their shadows are wider.

Q: Is there anyone over age 50 who still looks great in leotards?

A: Yes. Superman.


	Baby Names Buttons & Bookmarks Children's Activities Children's Fiction Children's Poetry Gift Health Humor New & Featured Parenting Party Planning Pregnancy Relationships Travel Wedding


	Why buy direct from Meadowbrook Press?

	Since 1975, Meadowbrook has grown to become one of the leading Midwest publishers of books sold nationally through bookstores and other retail outlets. But when you buy direct from Meadowbrook Press you get the following: Bargain Books You'll save money with our special bargains, such as half-priced books. Faster Shipping We have an on-site warehouse, so we can process and ship your order quickly. Free Freight Shipping and handling are free for purchases over $25. Privacy Your personal information is confidential and secure.