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It's Great to Be Old
401 Reasons to Stop Lying About Your Age!
By Jim Dale
Illustrated by Ed Fischer

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Nobody knew getting old could be this much fun! This book provides one-liners to help oldsters see the bright side of wrinkles, baldness, waning sex drives, and more. A fun 40+ birthday gift to give and receive.

Paperback | 109 Pages

Excerpt

You're Smart.

By now, you know everything. And what you don't know, you can make up.

You aren't neurotic, psychotic, phobic, fixated, or hung up. Who has time for such craziness?

You're "wise." That's the word used for old people.

You don't go to psychics, astrologers, or anyone who predicts the future. If something bad is going to happen, why waste precious time worrying about it?

You don't have an irrational fear of aging. It's a rational fear.

About the Author

Jim Dale is one of the most successful creators of humorous greeting cards, selling more than 70 million copies. His three previous humor books, Too Bad It's Your Birthday, Rules for Husbands, and Rules for Wives, have sold more than 50,000 copies. Dale lives in Baltimore, Maryland.


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