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No More Homework! No More Tests!
Kids' Favorite Funny School Poems
Edited by Bruce Lansky
Illustrated by Stephen Carpenter

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This is the funniest collection of poems about school by the most popular children's poets, including Shel Silverstein, Jack Prelutsky, Bruce Lansky, David L. Harrison, Colin McNaughton, Kalli Dakos, and others who know how to find the humor in school.
Click here to see all children’s poetry!

Paperback | 80 Pages

Excerpt

What I Found in My Desk
by Bruce Lansky

A ripe peach with an ugly bruise,
a pair of stinky tennis shoes,
a day-old ham-and-cheese on rye,
a swimsuit that I left to dry,
a pencil that glows in the dark,
some bubble gum found in the park,
a paper bag with cookie crumbs,
an old kazoo that barely hums,
a spelling test I almost failed,
a letter that I should have mailed,
and one more thing, I must confess,
a note from teacher: Clean This Mess!!!!

Reviews

“Even the most reluctant readers will get caught up in the mix of fun…this collection is guaranteed to elicit laughs.”
--Booklist


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